The Appearance of Things

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The Bernhard Perspective

Although the specifics can’t be absolutely confirmed, the best-supported evidence is that T**** uses a combination of self-tanner, concealer (probably Bronx Colors Orange BHC06), and make-up. 

This is often likely self-applied or done without professional blending, resulting in the conspicuous and uneven hue. The results are often harsh

It also accounts for the occasional light circles around his eyes and the abrupt demarcation line across his forehead just in front of his hairline and down the side of his face.

And this all seems to be done at his own whim. No reputable evidence suggests the use of any medically prescribed or natural products which can produce this particular effect

And that’s not even to mention the industrial grade girdle he must have to wear in order to disguise his enormous bulk. 

Face it: Everything about this guy is phony. from the get-go.

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