The Bernhard Perspective

LESSON TIME FOR JD

“If you’re an American citizen, and you’ve been to a hospital in the last few years, you probably noticed that wait times are especially large and very often somebody who’s there in the emergency room waiting is an illegal alien. Very often, a person who can’t even speak English. Why do those people get health care benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?” — Vice President JD Vance.

Dear JD: The answer to your question is quite simple. I am sure you would agree that America is a Christian nation. And in case you have forgotten, your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, commands you to heal the sick. This is not a suggestion on his part, and He does not mention any any exceptions. 

So either you are prepared to admit that He is as selfish as you are,  or you must acknowledge that He commands you to heal the sick, feed the hungry and care for the needy, and you just don’t want to. And what kind of a blaspheming heretic does that make you?

Besides, other than the fact that they are Brown and speak Spanish, how can you tell who is and who is not an “illegal alien.” Or are you that kind of bigot, too? 

Signed, 

Andrew J Bernhard

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